Hurricanes in Cairo

Living here often reminds me of growing up in the Gulf South. No, you don't see guys walking around wearing Costas and Seersucker pants.  And no, you don't see kids playing wearing themed smocked outfits.

I don't know, man.  We just like to theme out our kids in embroidered stuff.  Just go with it...

Aside from the lack of some of my favorite things about the South (cause I do love me a smocked theme outfit and Seth in Seersucker) there are plenty of times where I'm reminded of growing up in Hurricane Country.  Obviously there aren't any actual hurricanes here.  Rain here lasts for maybe 10 seconds, and is easily confused with someone just watering their grass.  

So how is living in the desert in the Middle East like living in the sub-tropical Gulf South? Grab your hurricane lamps and your bags of ice, pull up a chair, and I'll tell you.

A hurricane lamp- in case you needed a reference 

Rolling Blackouts
There is no joy like the process of trying your best to get to sleep without power, in the middle of summer, while mosquitoes feast on your blood.  The air is think and you're going crazy. You really can't react the way you'd like to, which is throwing a tantrum and air punching in the darkness, because if you did you would get even more hot.

Why didn't we get the ultra powered generator? Why?!

With a hurricane the power is out for week(s), depending on how badly you were hit.  In Cairo the power can be out for hours, depending on...well, I have no idea how they regulate who gets blacked out and for how long.  In the midst of my tantrum I always picture a guy in a big control room with blinking lights.  Fully fanned and in the A/C with feet propped up and reading a magazine.  He has forgotten our section in Maadi, was supposed to have restored power hours ago, but he's reading and chewing gum.  Maybe add a head phone to the image.

Add blinking lights, maybe one of those light up maps of the world, and this is how I picture the guy.

The feeling our stagnant air makes my skin crawl.  Memories of laying in bed post hurricane, no power, come flooding back into my mind.  And here those memories are pretty much a nightly occurrence because rolling blackouts are frequent.  We have two fans pointed directly at us in our room.  Benjamin has one too. Fans are just something we gotta have.  Fans and my $100 to the shop owner on Road 9 who still has my money...and the two fans we're supposed to own.  I digress.

Election Maddness
I can't wrap my mind around the election (I'm talking Egypt here, not the US).  I fully admit to not being  as up to date as I should be in the process.  It changes constantly, and I don't know that it's my place to have an opinion about the election one way or another.  It is interesting to get perspectives from different people.  Most Coptics want Ahmed Shafik, obviously people who are in the Muslim Brotherhood want Mohamed Morsi. Overall, the masses don't want either one. Shafik comes from Mubarak's regime, and people do not trust the Muslim Brotherhood. 

First they have elections for a new Parliament. Huzzah!  Elections that count in Egypt.  Not so fast...SCAF dissolved Parliament last week.

Now we're waiting out the results of the runoff between Shafik and Morsi.  Both parties claim a victory.  I saw a funny tweet saying "Egypt hasn't had a President for 16 months and now we have 2!".  Whatever side wins can lead to another revolution.  Most feel that another large scale revolution, which is likely to turn violent, is certain if Shafik wins.  I can her my mom gasping right now (Hi, Mommy!).  We are safe.

So, how is this like a hurricane?  The wait.  The buildup.  The uncertainty.
Like when a hurricane is coming, and you sit in front of the tv for hours watching all news channels for any up to date information.  Aaaah! Maybe CNN has just received breaking news...No, change it to Fox! Maybe they know...Local news? They're local and stuff!  All the while you're watching that huge cloud thingy on the tv approaching your home.  Doom is coming!  Dooooommm!

But, maybe not.  Like the hurricane that was supposed to kill us all (Ike?), and we didn't get a drop of rain.  I was all suited up in my hurricane gear of a rain slicker and baseball cap.  I looked just like the weather men on every news station.I then ran to my parent's house (Seth and our dog Brew in tow) just like a good baby of the family should do.  After an hour I took off the rain coat.  100 degree weather and my ensemble just didn't mesh well.  After 3 hours we stopped watching the news and turned it to a movie.  After 6 hours I was over it.  When we woke up we saw that nothing had happened.  We were all safe and sound, dry as a bone.

This guy missed the memo regarding wearing a baseball cap.

So far every supposed to be big event here has been very Ike-like.  There were large protests in November that got violent, but nothing that directly affected us at all.  We all stayed glued to Al Jazeera's Egypt Blog, all the tweets from people in the protests and the news.  We didn't know if we were going to be evacuated or what.  What happened? We were not evacuated, the protests didn't head our way, and things in Maadi didn't change one bit.  It was business as usual the entire time.  Same thing with Mubarak's trial.  What would happen when the verdict was read?! And, just as an aside, could the guy reading his sentence have taken any longer?!  Like 45 minutes of talk before giving the verdict. After the verdict came I left a friend's house to bring Benjamin home for his nap.  I didn't hear any radio's playing from the trial, nobody was talking about it, it was just a normal day.  

We don't know what's going to happen after the election results are announced.  They were supposed to announce them today.  But, sigh, they're going to announce them on Saturday or Sunday.  Which, as I understand, is illegal.  We have a suitcase packed just in case we're evacuated.  All precautions have been taken.  Also, Seth's company (along with pretty much every other company/USAID/Embassy) just don't sit on their hands when bad things are going down.  If it becomes necessary for us to leave we will be out of here.  And quick-like.
So if any of this blog has made you worried for our safety (Hi Mom- buy ham before we come home) please do not be worried.  I just feel that it's necessary to document all of our experiences here, good or bad.

We're just sitting back and waiting what's next.  As CNN calls it it's a possible "developing story".

One year here

We made it! We survived our first year in Egypt.

It has taken some time to feel at home here.  Even the feeling of being at home can change in an instant as well, so we're still adjusting.  However, it's a night and day difference from when we first landed.  I remember when I had gathered the courage to walk with Benjamin around our block, and now we're walking all over.  It's still odd when I realize that this is our life.  We live in Africa, in the Middle East, in the middle of a country in political upheaval and in a culture that's night and day from what we're used to.  Then again we lead very normal lives, so our day to day life is very much like what it would be in the US.  It's not like we walk out the door and have to avoid droves of protesters and tanks (which is what I suspect my mom thinks happens).  I run errands in the day, Benjamin goes to Nursery School and Seth goes to work.  I take Benny to play dates, swim lessons and get home and cook dinner.  Not at all unlike what we would be doing if we lived in the US. 

Okay, maybe we're doing stuff that's a tad different from back home.

Sunset on The Nile.  Feluccas need to be on the Mississippi.

So what has a year brought us?  New experiences, friends and travel all from The Far Side of the World (Take it away Coral Reefers)...

In a year we moved into our first apartment, lived there for a year, and it grew to become home.  We had to move because of new work orders saying we couldn't live on the ground (aka first) floor. So now we're up on the 6th floor in a new apartment that we really enjoy.  I had a goal to make this place feel more like home, so I got the MBR and Benjamin's room painted.  It has made a big difference in making this new apartment feel more lived in as opposed to a temporary dwelling.

In a year we traveled to Dubai, Ain Soukna (a bunch of times as it's only an hour away), El Gouna and back to the US for Christmas.  A lot of time spent on desert roads and in airplanes (hooray for silver status, c'mon gold!).  I absolutely love that aspect of our life.  Traveling is one of the reasons we wanted to move here.

The Fam in front of the Burj and Dubai Mall

103 degrees and 100% humidity?!  I'm still runnin around like a crazy man, and Mom you get to do the same.

The B's at the Stella Beach Club in Ain

In a year Benjamin started a new nursery school.  He loves it and he loves his teachers.  A great thing about his school is that we walk to it every morning and afternoon.  No more car service getting there!

Halloween party at school. That's Benny's buddy Noah in the picture.  His teacher, Ms Fahira, is on the left.

In a year I have become more money savvy when it comes to purchasing produce, riding in taxis and taking caution when giving money to just about everyone here.  I have grown jaded (not fully) and assume everyone is out to cheat us.  Cause yea, they pretty much are.  I have a long cautionary tale of our dealing with a shop on Road 9 and a fan, but I wont get into the details.  It's boring, it's long, it's back and forth and it gives me the mad rage.   Just know that Seth and I were cheated out of $100 and I wont rest until the shop owner's thief ass gives it to me.  His shop has been closed for a month, and we routinely stalk it when we're on Road 9.

In a year I have become sick and tired of the stares, the winks, the kissy sounds, the whispering, and the over all creepiness of a lot of Egyptian men.  It's not just expat women who are sexually harassed, it's a common thing to even veiled women.  It's unacceptable and a huge problem in Egypt.  I actually broke down crying in our kitchen one afternoon after having a horrible morning of being called at, stared at, etc. It's just gross and makes you feel terrible.  It's top of the list (neck and neck with being constantly cheated) of things I do not like about living here. But, like any bad situation sometimes you can find a funny moment. Like when I was walking home and this had to be 13 year old kid called out to me and asked if I wanted "the sex".  Just the site of a skinny little nerdy kid asking in broken English if I wanted "the sex" made me laugh a good bit.

Egyptian kids smoke, so I guess that makes them ready for "the sex" at a pretty early age.  They all adult and stuff. 

In a year I have become fluent in Egyptian Arabic.  Okay, lies.  But just ask Benny what to say.  He knows all...

Ziak? Queis! Humdelah.  Mooz be laben? La, Meyer.  Shokran.

Because, seriously, the child is full on Egyptian sometimes.  What's his favorite book?

What's his favorite thing to eat?

And the man digs a ride on The Nile

And hanging out with Sara

In a year I have been so fortunate to have made some great friends.  Women who I am so happy to call friends.  I didn't know what to expect when it came to this expat life, especially with making amigas, and have been so glad that the people I have met have been nothing but helpful and supportive.  And who can forget Miami and Rockin Sushi Nights?! What what!

And I just realized expats (and mom's) may not get the Bridesmaid's reference.  Just know what I just wrote is supposed to be funny.  

Seth's year has been up and down.  He has been extremely busy at work, so he is looking forward to our upcoming vacation back home.

Want to help Dad file his TPS reports?  

And Seth still cycles with his group on Friday mornings.  Geaux Dad!

We have had our up's and down's.  We have had moments of frustration, joy, tears and laughter. I wouldn't change a thing about our expat life- except my $100.  I want that $100 back pronto.